Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭
I'm sure you boys didn't come all the way out here to roast marshmallows.... or maybe you did.
So apparently they CAN automate my job 🤔
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
ALT
if i was an assassin in the john wick universe and i saw an open contract for mr john wick himself well i’d just lock my penthouse apartment up and open a bottle of wine, make myself a nice dinner, and let everyone else get killed by the baba yaga. that’s just me though
So long gayboy Im boutta get it! [Walks down the stairs of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant]
[comes back up covered in lipstick kisses] all of my cells are the wrong one now
i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????
“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing